Kevin Durham performing

Writer · Director · Performer

KEVIN DURHAM

Comedy that's heartfelt, a bit chaotic,
and just self‑aware enough to get away with it.

Everything here is perfectly normal.

You are too big.

Watch

The work.

Feature Film · Streaming now

B‑Movie

An out-of-work TV writer is talked into making a feature film by his best friend, who funds it — and cuts every corner in existence. A comedy about making something out of nothing, made with almost nothing.

Written & directed by Kevin Durham · Now on Amazon Prime

Time Family

Time Family

Animated pilot · Considered by ViacomCBS

Director reel

Director Reel

Three minutes. Everything he's got.

The Day of the Dad

The Day of the Dad

Sci‑fi comedy short · Regeneration, but domestic

The Sketch Book

The Sketch Book

Short film · Heartwarming, eventually

In development

These exist. You may not see them.

Please welcome your host: Kevin Durham

Live

Please welcome
your host.

One of Europe's most in-demand charity auctioneers and event hosts. From Monte Carlo to London — including one unforgettable night that raised over a million euros.

The events

Three kinds of night.

Twenty years, 800-odd events, and each of these got busy enough to need its own website. Same man on all three. He checked.

Not sure which one your event is? Ask him. He'll know. It's usually two of them.

A presidential podium in front of a vast torch-lit rally, eagle banners either side

Apps

American
Dictator.

A satirical political-survival game. You're the newly sworn-in President of a fictional republic, and you have one four-year term to turn it into a dictatorship. Every month a crisis lands on your desk: three bad options, one worse one, and a timer.

  • 2ways to win: take the country, or take the money
  • 300+crises, every one of them hand-written
  • 0ads, accounts or tracking. Plays offline.

Coming soon · iOS & Android in review · Steam wishlist on the way

Every president, party, court and country in the game is fictional. Any resemblance to persons living, indicted or posting is the fault of the opposition.

Everything else

The Lift.

Select a floor.
Most of them are meant to be there.

— —
Sorry.
— Management

Select floor

In an emergency, remain calm
and continue reading.

Lift maintenance is fully automated.
Nobody has checked in some time.

Podcast

Stuff by Kevin Durham

Bill Bailey. Penn & Teller. Nina Conti. Ken Jeong. Milton Jones.
Conversations with people who are very good at this.

Business

Five built.
Five sold.

Before the stage, and occasionally during it, Kevin built companies from nothing and then sold them to people who seemed pleased about it. He now runs Seriously Funny Productions, which is the least ironic company name he's ever had, and two more businesses he's keeping.

  1. 01An event management businessSold
  2. 02A photography agencySold
  3. 03A quick-flip property companySold
  4. 04A comedy publicationSold
  5. 05A game show businessSold
  6. 06Fantasy FootballerNot for sale. Yet.
  7. 07Generosity WorksSee above.

06 · Fantasy Footballer

Your kid wins the cup.

Personalised football comic books where the child is the hero, in their own club's kit, scoring the goal that wins it. Name, hair, skin tone and eyes all match. Every page is pencilled, inked and coloured by real illustrators. No AI, which these days is practically a party trick.

  • 115 club editions, Premier League to League Two and beyond
  • 28 hand-illustrated pages for ages 5–12
  • Human artists only
fantasyfootballer.co.uk

07 · Generosity Works

The generosity is already in the room.

Fundraising strategy and auction software for charity galas, balls and dinners. Kevin designs the whole evening to get the money out of it, then stands on stage and does exactly that. The platform runs the silent auction, the live pledges and the Gift Aid, and takes no cut of what's raised.

  • £10m+ raised for good causes over twenty years
  • Silent auction, live auction & pledge software in one
  • Software included free when Kevin hosts the night
generosityworks.co.uk
Kevin Durham

Approachable. Within reason.

About

The heartfelt bit,
with jokes in it.

Kevin Durham writes, directs and performs comedy about people trying their best and making it considerably worse. His feature film B‑Movie is streaming on Amazon Prime. His animated pilot Time Family went into consideration with ViacomCBS. His characters are crude, his stories are warm, and he remains at a loss to explain either.

When he isn't writing or directing, he's on stage hosting galas and charity auctions across Europe — where a particular mix of warmth and menace has separated very rich people from very large sums of money, on purpose, for good causes.

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something funny.

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