Singapore & Running for President - Coolio

2:21and research can't beat it and so you had a chance to meet these guys hang out how you getting I've been knowing these guys for 20 years bro you know where these guys we are friends yeah we were like family you know and be straight me do any of them have a bit of an ego that you need to deal with or deal on the level deal absolutely they got a bit of an ego somebody a couple people do Yeah Is it Not me It's definitely not me I mean, you know, but yeah some Little bit, but you know, we still family so, you know, every family is not gonna be perfect Uh-huh, and I heard that you are a big fan of Donald Trump Trump.

3:25You can't get enough of him. Posters of Trump over your walls, on the ceiling. Tattoo, on my back. Tattoo, yep. Tattoo this hairpiece on my back. Absolutely. Now I've got a little game that I'd like to play with you. It's called Trumpism or Rap Lyric. So basically what I have is a few statements which have been made by Donald Trump or a famous rap artist. And what I'd like you to do is to see if you of rap each statement in true coolio fashion true coolio style and then tell me if it was said by Trump or a famous rap artist starting with number one or would you like me to take number one can you imagine what the outcry would be if Stu dog fell in Korea and all her aim to fight again in Obama jail time jail time it's gotta be Trumpism

4:21Trump one point to you yeah riches homie in my Call me Donald Trump the type of homie to count my money while I smoke a blunt. It's gotta be a rapper any any ideas who That's who I don't know who that is Jeezy featuring Birdman 2011 Trump Fingers are long and beautiful as as it has been well documented in various other parts of my body It's gotta be Trump Trump Trump cuz he's some Only he would say something silly like that Are you sure you're not a Trump fan? You're very good at kissing. You know, I'm automatically attracted to beautiful. I just start kissing them. It's like a magnet. Just kissing. And I don't even wait.

5:06And when you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Just grab them and bite a pussy. Bite a pussy. You can do anything. That's going to be an easy one, right? Yeah. Dump. I mean, Trump. Dump. He's got it. Just take my fucking pictures so I can go downtown and pitch a bitch about. about the one that called me a spook his name is officer David Duke well that's gotta be a rapper and that's probably ice cube that is ice cube well done yeah well done and he hasn't yes said anything like that but David Duke yet yeah David Dunk David Dumbass now when we were researching we went onto your Instagram and we saw a video and we're trying to figure out if it was an actual thing or not and we saw someone who is running to be president

5:55in 2012 and 2020 even 2020 and I'm the vice president she's naming you as vice president yeah is that for real yeah did you really see it oh she saw it if she really saw it then it really happened it really happened definitely not a gag definitely real thing you're running for vice president 2020 hey bring it on Bring it on and what you could do man. What's what you're gonna pay listen if Trump can be president I can be vice president damn right I can be speaker in a house. I could be Star-Lord. It's not a Lord Get big stuff if Donald Trump can be the president. I can be the incredible Hulk you could be Have you ever done an incredible Hulk pose?

6:43Of course, who has it? Yeah, I haven't I don't have I do that. I do that every night. I have sex. Yeah, really Mrs. Must be happy Shaka Zuuu! Wow, I'm the winner. Do you know we have girls just running out of your bedroom very quickly panicked? Now that's my cousin. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yes. That's nice. So let's say you get in but his his porn name is Dickie Krueger. Dickie Krueger. Yeah, is he actual porn artist? No. No, but when he when he pull out They're about to run like this Scarily small, are we talking, is it a snake in a pocket, are we talking baby's fist? It's my cousin, so you can, yeah.

7:35So you haven't compared shots? Smallest don't go around here, small Lord. Oh, okay, so it runs in the family. Smaller don't go around here, small Lord. Yeah. Smaller don't go around here, small dog. Have you ever measured it, have you got a tape measure and just gone? No, she did. She did? Yeah. It was only nine and a half. Only us at all. It should work both ways though, shouldn't it? You should be able to actually measure... How would you measure a woman's... A depth meter. A depth gauge. Like what they had in boats to kind of find out where the bottom was. Fish finder. Fish finder. Did I say that? No. It's called a fishy rod, isn't it?

8:20Oh, I don't know. Something or the other. That's all about depth charges. A depth charge. Yeah? Depth charge. Depth charge. That's a good line. That's a good rap line. Okay, give me it. What kind of line are you thinking? I'm not saying that I'm that large, but I went to the bottom and blew that shit up like a depth charge. Boom. That's good. Give me some of that. Boom, you know what I'm saying? Side by side, side by side, side by side, worldwide, all the time. Mmm, jitting them aside. Mmm. If you made it this far, thank you so much for listening, I really do appreciate it. And please don't forget to leave me a review, as long as you liked what you heard, obviously. If you'd like to check out any more of my work as a comedy producer, then log on to KevinDorham.com

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