Sketches & Lip Syncs · 23 February 2022
The Boris Johnson comedy song
Made by Kevin Durham, 23 February 2022. 2m 11s.
A Boris Johnson comedy parody song. Here's the lyrics to the song. As long as you need me I’ll be sure to always party During lockdown, with wine and brie. Followed by a petty apology When Hancock used his dong Affairs are fun, he did nothing wrong Jennifer Arcuri was strung along 12 days after divorce Wheeler had my baby I forget his name I call him John,(reference to Starmer) But when he’s near me, I don’t let on Covid rules, first stay inside
What's on the tape
A transcript, made by machine from the audio and tidied up. It gets names and the odd word wrong, so treat it as a way to find the bit you want rather than as a quotation. Every timestamp jumps to that moment in the video.
0:04 Need me I'll be sure to always party. During lockdown with wine and brie followed by a petty apology. When hancock used his donk. Affairs are fun he did nothing wrong jennifer ocurie was strung along. 12 days after divorce wheeler had my baby. I forget his name I call him john. But when he's near me. I don't let on covered rules first stay inside. With record numbers now don't you hide.
0:50 Care home deaths filled me with pride. Mask rules are easy peasy. Stud john a pain in holly roode. Come exactly how he thought he could. But all the same I'll play. This game my way the policing bill attacks your liberty. But I distract you with cups of tea. And by talking about peppa pig you see. Even if you don't want me. If you are lonely you will know. When someone needs you you love them.
1:38 So I won't betray his trust though people say I must. I've got to stay true thank you.
