Adam Coumas Ear lobe abuse

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0:01 At Brighton fringe right yeah yeah. Yeah I see a bit about that essentially we were at the bryson fringe friend myself and I another comedian guy called Annie woods we doing. Up right before the show so our show is called kumis and woods so our surnames bitter-sweets right wins the fight and fringed lovely lovely little venue packs. And arms great turn turn out very busy and what we were doing we were like going there doing our show gigging throughout the day and then just travelling. Home because we couldn't afford anywhere in Brighton because it was just super expensive yeah we've got this sort of little Airbnb outs or yes or 6 may forget a train I could 20. Minute train there not too bad so what happened was on the way back one of the late evenings were so tired you know we begin. A week and we just want to get home good night no drinking or nothing and we basically get get go train with like the last one of the nights and we we got on there and we're.

1:02 Talking we're taught how to show when what can we do to improve it and we just miss miss our stop and before we know it we're in the middle of nowhere. At a town we get offer the next available stop so what is that bright and that goes on to what where's it go from Brighton. The end of the line yes the only license we're going from Brighton in in now oh you're going in you know it is it's somewhere. We got hazy middle so it's not Brighton which I know what brightens about and it's not quite and we're we're we're we're from it's gonna really you're. In a weird little filly that's it yeah yeah so and I don't want to say the name of the village Cataldo offend anyone from there bleep. It it was that but yeah it was very interesting we got off absolutely dead no cell phone reception or anything the next train isn't for another hour and a half and we decide.

1:56 Well we just might everywhere closed popping this one pub just sort of next to the station and there's a bit of no means like I sort of amber. Glow from the lights so Ali and I go right to sickly sort of Millennials right go is there thinking other sub is V final just blow over the next 90 minutes for our next rain comes back and everybody's. Talking as soon as we walk in complete silence everyone just looks us they know we're not locals. So it was there's just a certain amount of it wasn't like a any animosity and sup but there was definitely like a hinge of these people. Are they're foreigners to this this pub out-of-towners what are you doing here you know well still like an old guy on on the piano who stopped. When he walked in yeah yeah I don't know what my dad was doing no what was it but no it was very interesting and we thought.

2:47 Were just gonna get there you know make sure we didn't get half pipes or anything fancy just get beer try and blend in and we were just sitting. Now I'm talking to pass the time there's one woman in the whole of this pub it's all men right just one woman and she looks over at me and she goes are you I think. Commonly she must be talking to all your friends quiet an aggressive tone isn't it or you you looking down this phone and I was looking out my thing and she goes I want. To touch your earlobes Wow yeah in front of everyone. Anything special about your lobe no they're not they're not pierced so maybe. I didn't know that was a term until till just now but yes that really thank you yeah.