Interviews · 4 October 2017
Impractical Jokers Punishments, a wedding, and the swamp monster
Impractical Jokers interviewed by Kevin Durham, 4 October 2017. 4m 26s on tape.
In this The Impractical Jokers interview they talk about Murr marrying Sal's sister and one time when Sal was put into a swamp and hit over the head with an ore by Joe. If you liked The Impractical Jokers interview then please leave us a comment in the comment box below. The Impractical Jokers - Getting slapped & ugly babies The Impractical Jokers - Egg Roulette Disclaimer: Some of these links go to one of my websites and some are affiliate links where I'll earn a small commission if you make a purchase at no additional cost to you.
What's on the tape
A transcript, made by machine from the audio and tidied up. It gets names and the odd word wrong, so treat it as a way to find the bit you want rather than as a quotation. Every timestamp jumps to that moment in the video.
0:02 Married his sister legally legally and that was the thing they led me to believe it was legal they went down to the courthouse City Clerk's office. Work I think you were gonna do it but then after they had reservations at the last second and then but they live on time they love me to believe in the moment. Was real which I was upset look. That also is a recall that crossing a boundary no no but it's it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a nightmare it's. For real I I actually married your sister in real life like I sent you one day I sent down we got a pizza.
0:51 Really Shay's it's Alec I'm telling you with me she was the back because they got the thing in the only way they weren't legally married. Was because you have to submit in New York with paperwork within 30 days signed by a legal pastor which Sal is he actually married my wife and I in real. Life so they left the paperwork at the back so Sal had to saw the paperwork he said he cries when he goes what if I to get them back just sign.
1:42 The paperwork it submitted and then they are legally married and looked at me for a moment and he was like oh no wait I don't want him marry. You've ever encountered on the show if it was real I would have been kind of upset about it I think but no far from it was one of the biggest surprises yeah. But at this point we've done so many it's hard to answer but one time they put me in a swamp and I don't like anything. That's not just okay I don't like germs I don't like swamps you're clean free you're clean free yeah yeah but a swamp was a swamp. It's not even about being a clean freak right so they had me in that water the whole day very murky you can't see in it so I was worried about like parasites. Crocodiles all that stuff like that that was really better than 100 degrees regen supplies ever weighted smoke like just literally.
2:34 Well it was terrible that was one of the worst ones. That day yeah I thought Sal's helmet was made out of they showed me the prototype which was a bicycle helmet that had like fake ivy. On it I was dressed like a swamp monster yet so I had on his headpiece and so Sal so South was too hot so they said okay well we could take. The Ivy if just make like a makeshift hat put it on and take off the bicycle helmet but they didn't tell me that so Sal attacks. The boat and I take it of wooden or and I just did it on the head with it and it hits him in the head. I was so close because I was hitting him as if he had a bike helmet on yeah you know and I'm super strong so I hit.
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3:28 A man hit and I saw his eyes he went wonky and I went oh he's [ __ ] up cops like I'm sorry buck monster. I tried this little watching conceit was that I almost fan boat swamp tours come on and when they reading it maybe like oh if you're quiet. Maybe the bog monster might come out so that would be my cue to come out be like I can do whatever they said but there was a whole bunch of people watching. You horses like 30 people might vote when he said I didn't want a great character but I really had to let him know that I wasn't wearing a helmet when I was passed out so I was just like look at him. Voice that food is doing a bog monster voice because we need you both emotes the points.