Sketches & Lip Syncs · 22 February 2022

Prince Andrew: I don't sweat

Made by Kevin Durham, 22 February 2022. 2m 02s.

This is a comedy parody song of Prince Andrew Prince Andrew's legal battle with his accuser Virginia Giuffre, which he settled out of court this week, was characterised by a years-long series of damaging and unnecessary PR blunders, experts have said. Prince Andrew's disastrous Newsnight interview, his ducking and diving to frustrate the serving of legal papers, and claims from “friends” that the infamous photograph of him with his arm around Giuffre’s waist was faked, all served to inflict further public opprobrium on the Queen’s second son, it was claimed.

What's on the tape

A transcript, made by machine from the audio and tidied up. It gets names and the odd word wrong, so treat it as a way to find the bit you want rather than as a quotation. Every timestamp jumps to that moment in the video.

0:12 All the time together always. I can't accept this felt the need to let ghost. No I don't sweat I know just what I was just saying that I'm a sex offender. Don't tell me because the truth. I don't sweat I know just not as you're saying.

1:01 I've got a mental health issue. Don't tell me because I do that photograph. Could have been my staff. It's my hand I don't sweat I know just not as you're saying. That I'm a sex offender. Don't tell me because it's the truth. Just not as you're saying.

1:52 I've got a mental health issue. Don't tell me because I do.

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