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Every one of these is a real moment from a real charity night. Somebody outbids their own wife. A man is called a hero and has it taken off him forty seconds later. A chief executive is sold, twice.
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001
He Doesn't Want It, But He's Having It
002
Shaun Williamson's Signed CD: Funniest Lot Yet
003
Creates Bidding War Between Two Friends
Part 1
004
Called Him Mr Hero, Then His Mate Stole the Bid
005
Dropping a Bid by £50 Doubled the Charity's Take
006
My Teenage Daughter Films My Auctions Now
007
Wife Won't Bid Against Husband Again
008
Taking Down the Gangster for a £1,400 Bid
009
He Outbid His Own Partner for a Drill
010
Singing Badly Raised More Money Than Expected
011
Somebody Has to Blink First
Part 2
012
Auctioning Off the DJ at an MS-UK Gala
013
Dared to Sing for a £500 Donation
014
How to Spot an English Vlogger
015
£1,500 to £3,000, and I got knackered
Part 2 of 3
016
Wife Bids Against Husband, Their Mate Steals It
017
He Offered to Do the Dishes for One More Bid
018
He Outbid Himself for Federer's Racket. Twice.
019
I called him a punk rocker for pledging £200 | Parkinson's UK
Part 4 of 5
020
Fundraising Auctioneer's Charity Auction Has a Crazy Bidding War
021
Got Him to Outbid Himself. Twice.
022
Pure Generosity: He Raised His Own Bid
023
The £2,000 High-Five That Broke a 30-Second Silence
024
Fundraising Auctioneer Pushes an Insane Bidding War
025
An Old School Rivalry Pushed a Bid to £3,000
026
Eyeball Him: Pushing a Bid to £400
027
The Hero Title Gets Stolen Again: £1,150 for MS-UK
028
Singing That's Amore to Push Up the Bids
029
The Countdown a Six-Year-Old Couldn't Wait For
030
A Wig Auction for DChanger and a Timotei Joke
031
The Cameraman Kept Bidding on His Own Lot
Part 3
032
Bid £600 Just for a Laugh
033
Getting Him to Bid Despite The Look
034
A Day With the CEO Sells for £3,250
Part 2
035
The Umbrella Bet That Actually Paid Off
036
A Day With the CEO Opens at £1,000
Part 1
037
One Bidder's Shouting Pushed a Bid to £1,050
038
Selling the CEO Twice Raises £6,500
Part 3
039
A Runway Snipe Pushes a Bid From £1,200 to £1,500
040
Would You Give Me £450 for a Laugh
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The Cameraman Outbid Himself Three Times
042
The Cameraman Strikes Again: £1,250
Part 2
043
Suggesting a Wig Share at a DChanger Auction
044
Auctioning the CEO Raises £1,000
045
Using Movie Quotes to Keep Bids Coming
046
Sells the Same Lot, Twice
047
Dragged On Stage to Dance to Dolly Parton
048
Turning Into an Airplane to Sell a Flying Lot
049
Singing That's Amore to Sell an Italy Trip
050
Selling a Gown on the Catwalk for £900
051
Auctioning Off a CEO, Groundhog Day Style
Part 1
052
When One Bidder Won't Stop Raising the Price
053
Leading a Warm-Up I Had No Business Leading
054
Getting a Bidder to Outbid Himself to £1,300
Part 2
055
Humming a Western Theme at a Stalling Bidder
Part 1
056
A Surprise £2,000 Bid After Going Once, Going Twice
057
Asking a Winning Bidder to Outbid Herself, and She Did
058
Yes, I'll Twirl for Charity
059
The £650 Bidder Who Swooped In at the Last Second
060
Stalled at £3,000, Then Someone Bid £3,200
061
I Got Dared to Sing for £100 More
062
The Band's Sound System Failed, Nobody Noticed
063
When the Mic Cut Out Mid-Ceremony
064
When the Tech Fails at a Female Empowerment Event
065
Two Mates at the Same Table, Bidding Against Each Other
066
The Answer to What Did You Practise Kissing On Was a Cousin
067
I Locked the Kids at Home - Worst Excuse for Speeding
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